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When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If your parents are still alive and still married ... you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.
Q: Did the blazer jacket get its name from?
(a) An American pioneer;
(b) A ship; or
(c) A fire department softball team?
(Answer is at the end of the newsletter)
Jeffrey M. Reutter, director of the Ohio Sea Grant College Program and Stone Laboratory, has been elected president-elect of the National Association of Marine Laboratories. Reutter will serve for two years before becoming president for two years. The association represents marine laboratories from Guam to Bermuda and Alaska to Puerto Rico.
David C. Chandler, a founding member of IAGLR and the association's first president, died on Thursday, Nov. 8. The Chicago Tribune printed his obituary on Sunday (http://chicagotribune.com/news/obituaries/chi-0111110313nov11.story). The association honors Dr. Chandler and A.D. Misener with its annual Chandler-Misener Award, presented to the author(s) of the "most notable" paper in the current volume of the Journal of Great Lakes Research.
NR 760 Ecosystem Modeling will be not be taught in WI 2002. It will return in WI 2003.
The Ohio State University's Stone Laboratory on Gibraltar Island at Put-in-Bay, Ohio is pleased to announce that Dr. Michael A. Hoggarth, Otterbein College, and Dr. David L. Moore, Utica College of Syracuse University, have been selected as co-winners of the Stone Laboratory Outstanding Visiting Professor Award for 2001. This award was established in 1991 by the Friends of Stone Laboratory to recognize our outstanding visit professors and is based on the results of student evaluations. The Friends have also established an endowment to help the Laboratory hire outstanding professors from outside The Ohio State University. During the summer of 2001 Dr. Hoggarth taught Field Zoology and Dr. Moore taught Higher Aquatic Plants. Both professors will be back to teach again in 2002. They are also both repeat recipients of this award. Dr. Hoggarth previously won the award in 1997 and 2000. Dr. Moore won the award in 1993 and 1999. Stone Laboratory is part of the Ohio Sea Grant College Program at Ohio State and the oldest freshwater biological field station in the country--1895.
Jeffrey M. Reutter, Ph.D., Director
The Rutgers Center for Historical Analysis is currently accepting applications for the positions of senior and postdoctoral fellow for the year 2002-03 for its project on "Industrial Environments: Creativity and Consequences. " A copy of the application and a description of the project are posted on their website and http://rcha.rutgers.edu/.
(MSP III, salary range $65,100 - $117,100). Initial salary commensurate with qualifications and experience. Salary beyond midpoint likely to be reserved for future longevity and merit increases.
Position is open until filled: applications will be reviewed beginning December 1, 2001.
The University of California, Davis, is seeking applications and nominations for Assistant/ Associate Director for Administration at the Bodega Marine Laboratory in Bodega Bay, CA. BML and its surrounding 362-acre Reserve provide research and instructional facilities for resident, campus-based and visiting faculty, researchers and students.
Responsibilities: This position will assist the Director in facilitating and implementing the research, education, and public service missions of the Laboratory. Direct responsibility for the ongoing management of the Laboratory including all research, teaching, and engineering and physical plant matters. Develop, prepare and manage extramurally sponsored facilities and equipment projects. Develop technical planning for long-range data management goals including integration of environmental data, library sources, and data input devices and controls. Implement Laboratory plan for ocean instrumentation, environmental data acquisition, web-based display and access, and BML's web site. Direct the design, development, construction, and maintenance of research and educational facilities that support the full range of BML activities. Supervise UCD Diving Safety Officer (DSO) and serve on Diving Control Board. Coordinate and manage purchase of coastal research vessel. Develop budgetary analysis to guide funding of operations and maintenance. Assist the Director in development of academic proposals, e.g., for public/informal education programs, graduate training programs. Identify fund raising potential and develop gift solicitation strategies. Assist the Director in outreach activities.
Qualifications: The successful candidate is expected to have extensive experience in marine laboratory operations, including capital planning, contract review/interpretation, physical plant operations, environmental regulation/permitting, budget management, and marine operations. A Master's/PhD. degree in marine science (depending on Asst/Assoc. level) is preferred. Demonstrated success is required in obtaining extramural support from governmental and private sources for marine science facilities and education/training. Demonstrated success in large public education programs is desirable. Demonstrated management and supervisory experience. Demonstrated excellent editing, writing and presentation skills; excellent interpersonal communication and collaboration skills; ability to provide leadership to a professional staff in a dynamic and changing environment; proven initiative and creativity to develop methods and programs; ability to effect change, evaluate progress and adapt new methods as necessary.
To apply: For more information, detailed position description, and application process please see http://www.bml.ucdavis.edu/bmljobs.html.
The University of California is an affirmative action/equal opportunity employer.
Apply by: November 26, 2001
For information, contact the University of California Santa Barbara, Human Resources Employment (Job #2001-10-052). http://hr.ucsb.edu, (805) 893-3166
Salary competitive and commensurate with experience
Duties: Serve as Associate Director for the UCSB Natural Reserve System assisting the director in overall direction and development of the UCSB Reserves. Responsibilities include providing scientific and non-scientific support to meet the individual and group needs of the 7 UCSB reserve sites on such issues as reserve stewardship and use, resource management, facilities management and development, and research opportunities. Activities include short- and long-range development and programmatic planning; writing or co-writing of proposals, reports, and plans; participating in fund raising activities and K-12 education/outreach programs; attending meetings, hearings, and conferences; and providing scientific and non-scientific knowledge, opinions, and guidance.
Minimum Requirements: Ph.D. in an environmental science and some field research experience or an MA in a science, extensive experience in reserve management, and familiarity with field research. Work history demonstrating strong interpersonal, management, and administrative skills. Must have excellent oral/written communication skills and sound computer knowledge including experience with databases. Proven ability to work collegially and effectively with a wide variety of people including faculty, staff, students, and the public as well as federal, state, county and university officials. Must be a strong team player. Ability to work independently and meet deadlines.
Submit applications to:
Human Resources Employment
University of California, Santa Barbara
SAASB, Room 3101
Santa Barbara, CA 93106
International Field Studies (IFS), an Ohio-based, 501(c)(3) non-profit organization is accepting applications for the position of Assistant Director of Forfar Field Station, an educational field station on Andros Island, Bahamas. IFS is seeking a mature, responsible individual with a Bachelor's or Master's degree, preferably in the natural sciences, who also has experience in field teaching, management, mechanical skills and living and working in a remote setting. SCUBA diving experience is helpful, but not required.
Primary duties of the Forfar Assistant Director include, but are not limited to:
Salary: Beachfront room and board one mile from the third longest barrier reef in the world, in addition to a stipend that is negotiable based on education and experience. In addition, free SCUBA training, outboard motor maintenance courses, and many more educational opportunities are available to IFS staff.
Start date: Position available immediately
To Apply: Send current resume and letter of intent to the attention of Shannon Sauter to address below. Include mailing address and phone number in all correspondence. On- site interview required, at applicant's expense.
Walter B. Bohl, Ph.D. Executive Director
International Field Studies
709 College Avenue
Columbus, Ohio 43209
Toll Free: (800) 962-3805
Phone: (614) 235-4646
Fax: (614) 235-9744
E-mail: info@intlfieldstudies.com
http://www.intlfieldstudies.com
University of Idaho
Moscow, Idaho, USA
The University of Idaho (UI) in collaboration with the Tropical Agricultural Research and Higher Education Center (CATIE), in Costa Rica will establish an interdisciplinary, multi-institution graduate research and education program in conservation biology and sustainability of agricultural and forest systems subject to final funding approval from the National Science Foundation Integrative Graduate Education and Research Traineeship (IGERT) program. This effort recognizes the urgent need for better disciplinary integration to achieve biodiversity conservation and sustainable production in anthropogenically fragmented landscapes.
Doctoral students will work in interdisciplinary teams conducting studies in distinct geographic regions in Northern Idaho and Costa Rica. They will conduct research in four major research areas:
This unique graduate education program will provide students:
Stipends: $18,000 per year, plus an annual $10,500 cost of education allowance. Participants will also receive out-of-state tuition waivers. Assistantships will be awarded competitively.
Requirements: Applicants must be American citizens or permanent residents of the USA. Participants in most cases will have obtained an M.S. degree in a discipline of relevance to the project. Applicants are required to submit a statement of intent describing their interest and potential involvement in the project, and career goals and objectives. Applications will be evaluated by a team of faculty from UI and CATIE, and outstanding applicants will be invited for interviews. Interviews will be conducted at the UI campus, with the first set of interviews scheduled for mid October 2001. Three groups of 5-8 students each will be accepted into this program.
How to apply: For application forms and instructions visit UI's College of Graduate Studies web page at http://www.uidaho.edu/cogs/
Starting dates:
January 2002: Review of applications begins Sept. 1 2001
August 2002: Review of applications begins Jan. 30 2002
January 2003: Review of applications begins Aug. 1 2002
All applicants should indicate preferred starting date among the three above.
Contact Project Director, Nilsa A. Bosque-Pérez (nbosque@uidaho.edu), for additional information about the program and to obtain a list of coordinating faculty and their area of specialization.
The University of Georgia is seeking qualified applicants for the position of Public Service Assistant in Biological and Agricultural Engineering. This is a non-tenure track faculty position with a 75% extension and a 25% research appointment in the Department of Biological and Agricultural Engineering. Supported by a Georgia Department of Natural Resources grant for three years (with grant extensions possible), this position is based at the Griffin campus. Under statewide responsibilities in pollution prevention, the incumbent is expected to 1) develop and conduct a comprehensive extension program in pollution prevention for the Green Industry and for those that utilize services and products of this industry; 2) develop and implement new and improved management practices to prevent pollution while maximizing efficiency and profitability at facilities that produce, distribute, market, and use horticultural, ornamental and turf products; 3) develop educational programs, in cooperation with the Agricultural Pollution Prevention Program, the Center for Urban Agriculture, and the Master Gardner Program; 4) develop and implement an applied research program to complement and enhance the extension effort in pollution prevention in the Green Industry; 5) serve as contact person for pollution prevention activities at the Griffin Campus; and 6) cooperate with other faculty in youth programs implementation.
Qualifications include training at the Ph.D. level in one of the major disciplines related to agricultural and environmental sciences and a strong interest in developing an Extension education program in pollution prevention for the Green Industry. Preference will be given to an individual with a strong background and training in agricultural, civil, environmental or other engineering disciplines.
Applications received by November 15 are assured of consideration. A letter of application, curriculum vitae, college transcripts and four letters of reference should be sent to: Dr. E. Dale Threadgill, Head, Department of Biological and Agricultural Engineering, University of Georgia, Driftmier Engineering Center, Athens, GA 30602-4435. For questions, Threadgill can be reached at tgill@engr.uga.edu. For information on the university, see http://www.uga.edu/
See http://www.uga.edu/services/ for information about the Office of Public Service and Outreach. The Department of Biological and Agricultural Engineering is the first click-on under B. The University of Georgia is an EO/AA Institution.
Dairy Farm Phosphorus Management
Research and Outreach
The University of Pennsylvania has two post doc positions available, both funded through a multiple-year project aimed at developing and delivering environmentally sound, economically viable, and farm applicable P management technologies. The project will integrate dairy farm production and reproduction data, nutrition evaluation, and manure P characteristics to develop management tools and guidelines to enhance farm sustainability while minimizing excess P loading on farms and to waters. The primary duty will be to help the PIs in project implementation with tasks including, but not limited to, farm visits and data/sample collection, sample processing/handling and laboratory analysis, data organization, maintenance, analysis, and integration. Qualifications include a Ph.D. degree relevant to agriculture, especially animal agriculture, or environment sciences; ability to work independently and interactively in a team environment, to integrate information and proceed with publications targeting both research and the farming communities. Solid knowledge and experience in chemical labs is desirable. Hands-on skills in utilizing computer applications, such as word processor, database, spreadsheet, statistics, and presentation software are essential. An ability to communicate and to work well with agricultural producers is a plus. If interested, contact Dr. Z. Dou, Assistant Professor of Agricultural Systems Research at Dou@cahp2.nbc.upenn.edu.
For information about the University, see http://www.upenn.edu. The University of Pennsylvania is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, sex, sexual preference, age, religion, national or ethnic origin, disability or veteran status.
Department of Biological Sciences
Position is in a research laboratory assessing mechanisms of interferon action. Individual will conduct one or more research projects related to identifying the antiviral or antitumor function of novel interferon-regulated genes identified through microarray methodologies. Responsibilities will include developing technologies and methods of analysis related to research projects and assisting PI in project implementation, grant writing and manuscript preparation. Experience with cDNA synthesis, flow cytometry, Affymetrix oligonucleotide microarrays and real-time PCR is a plus. A Ph.D. in the Life Sciences is required. Position is pending final approval.
Interested applicants should forward a curriculum vitae and the names of three references to: Douglas W. Leaman, Ph.D., University of Toledo Department of Biological Sciences, 2801 Bancroft St., Toledo OH 43606. Email: dleaman@utnet.utoledo.edu. Qualified women and minorities are encouraged to apply. The University of Toledo is an Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V.
College of Literature, Science, and the Arts
University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, MI 48109
The College of Literature, Science, and the Arts at the University of Michigan solicits applications and nominations for the position of Director of the Biological Station. Although the Director resides in Ann Arbor during the academic year, she/he will normally occupy the Director's residence at the Biological Station during the summer. The University of Michigan Biological Station, located near Pellston Michigan, encompasses a protected site of 10,000 acres of land largely undisturbed for about 100 years. It is an NSF Experimental Ecological Reserve and a U.N. International Biosphere Reserve. It supports a rich variety of ecosystems, and includes significant frontage on Douglas Lake. The Biological Station has staff, facilities, and budget to support its mission of teaching and research in terrestrial and aquatic ecology and environmental studies, especially those relating to air pollution and atmospheric warming. It is the site of several well-established longitudinal studies.
We seek an individual with a distinguished research record who will have credentials suitable for a tenured academic appointment in one of our Departments such as Ecology and Evolutionary Biology, Geological Sciences, or the School of Natural Resources and the Environment. The Director will play a central role in promoting interactions nationally and with other Michigan units having related missions at the University, such as the Department of Atmospheric, Oceanic, and Space Sciences. The successful candidate will have a record of intellectual and administrative leadership, and experience in obtaining grant support from public and private agencies.
The new Director will be charged with linking and rationalizing the Biological Station's curriculum relevant to departmental curricula and with increasing the use of the Station's resources in the teaching mission of the University. She/he will also be charged with expanding the range of research at the Biological Station, with the development of major research initiatives, and with increasing research funding.
Please send a letter of application, a current vita, and the names (with phone numbers and email addresses) of three references who can be contacted to: Paul G. Rasmussen, Search Committee Chair, c/o Kay Beattie, 2522 LS&A Building, 500 South State Street, Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1382. Consideration of applicants will begin on November 1, 2001, and will continue until the position is filled.
The University of Michigan is an equal opportunity, affirmative action employer. Women and members of minority groups are especially encouraged to apply. Additional information about the Biological Station can be found at its web site, http://www.umich.edu/~umbs/.
Fridays from 3:30 - 4:48 in 104 Kottman Hall
November 16: Student Seminars:
November 30: Student Seminars:
Thursday, September 27
3:30 P.M.
103 Kottman Hall
November 15: "Global warming: The Melting of Glaciers", Lonnie G. Thompson, Professor, Department of Geological Sciences, and Byrd Polar Research Center, OSU
Friday, November 16, 2001
11:00 a.m. to 12:00 noon
Room 159 Dorothy M. Davis Heart and Lung Research Institute
473 W. 12th Avenue
Christopher M. Quick, Ph.D.
Visiting Postdoctoral Fellow
Center for Cerebrovascular Research
University of California, San Francisco
Abstract: Vascular beds have an extraordinary ability to adapt the supply of blood to the metabolic demands of tissue. Whereas recent advances have clarified how mechanotransduction and vascular remodeling affect the radii of individual vessels, the role of these mechanisms in determining the structure of macrovascular beds has not yet been illuminated. To explore how vascular beds adapt supply to demand, computational models were constructed with 1) bifurcating arterial and venous trees, 2) an empirical description of the microvasculature, and 3) a simple growth rule based on local shear stress and pressure. This minimal set of assumptions explains the complex structure of vascular beds in normotensive conditions. Furthermore, this approach leads to an explanation of functional adaptation to hypotension, the process of compensation after occlusion of a major conductance artery, and the role of hemodynamics in the degeneration of vascular beds. This constellation of adaptive behaviors arises from the complex interaction of mechanotransduction, vascular remodeling, and hemodynamics. Independent adaptation to local conditions yields a coordinated set of structural changes that ultimately adapts supply to demand.
Sponsored By:
The Ohio State University Biomedical Engineering Center
Winter Quarter 2002
Monday and Wednesday 1-3 pm
Instructor: Ted L. Napier
The course is designed to examine how socioeconomic and public policy factors influence use and abuse of natural resources at local, national, and global levels. The course begins with a discussion of theoretical models focused on changing the individual (Aldo Leopold-type approaches). The role of ethics is examined in the context of how ethics influence natural resources policy formation. Structural models are examined relative to predicting natural resources exploitation. Global environmental issues and possible solutions are examined critically. The merits of many contemporary options for resolving global environmental problems are debated.
For additional information, please contact Ted L. Napier at 292-2706 or via e-mail at napier.2@osu.edu.
Call Number: 08851-9
2 Credits
Instructor: Dan Herms
Department of Entomology
OSU / OARDC, Wooster
Phone: (330) 202-3506
E-mail: herms.2@osu.edu
The first half of the course will focus on the scientific method, including
contrasting philosophical views (e.g. Popper and Kuhn), functional components
(discovery, empirical observation, theoretical explanation, prediction, and
tests), inductive and deductive logic in hypothesis testing, and the role of
experimental design and statistics. One third of the course will be devoted
to scientific ethics, including research, scholarship, and application of scientific
knowledge. The remainder of the course will address topics such as formulating
and choosing research questions, creativity, and evaluation of scientific productivity.
The course is structured around discussion of carefully chosen readings. Evaluation is based on class participation in these discussions, as well as three written assignments that require students to apply subject matter to analysis of primary literature, as well as their own research.
The course will meet one day / week for two hours. The location and time is flexible, depending on student preference. The class could be offered in Columbus or Wooster, and could meet either Thursdays or Fridays, AM or PM (including Thursday evening).
If you are potentially interested in the course and would like to receive future messages regarding course details and scheduling, please contact Professor Herms with a request to be added to a mailing list. Also, please let him know if you have a preference regarding time and location. The syllabus and reading list is available upon request. Enrollment is limited to 20 students.
Learn Tropical Ecology, Practice Your Spanish, Celebrate New Years Eve In The Jungle
December 28-January 8th.
Learn tropical ecology in Costa Rica on this 12-day ecotour visiting these sites (among others):
Cahuita National Marine Reserve
Tortuguero National Park
Phipps Biological Station
Arenal Volcano
Baldi Hot Springs
Monteverde Cloudforest Reserve
Santa-Elena Cloudforest Reserve
Cost is $1900.00 and includes air, housing, food, and supplies. Undergraduate and Graduate credit is available. Arrangements can be made at home institution for credit also.
Contact
Dr. Brent DeMars,
Lakeland Community College, 7700 Clocktower Dr., Kirtland OH 44077
bdemars@lakeland.cc.oh.us or
(440) 953-7147 for info./reservation
This is a great way for students and teachers to earn academic credit towards degrees and continuing education requirements
The National Audubon Society and O.S.U. Museum of Biological Diversity invite you to attend a special issue forum in conjunction with the release of the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) 2001 State of World Population report.
Date: Wednesday, November 28, 2001
Time: 7:30 - 9:00 p.m.
Refreshments will be served
Location: Auditorium, Museum of Biological Diversity,
1315 Kinnear Rd., O.S.U. West Campus
Columbus, Ohio
Parking is available.
Map - http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~herb/museum/maps.htm
By 2050, 4 billion people will be living in countries without adequate drinking water Emissions of carbon dioxide, the primary greenhouse gas, increased 12-fold during the 20th century - with the developed nations, that consist of only 20% of the world population, contributing 65% of global emissions. At current pace, the last primary tropical forests will be gone in 50 years
Join us to hear how population, pollution, and poverty are linked. Learn how humanity is a powerful force for change, altering the Earth's landscape and generating massive amounts of waste - and seriously impacting bird and other wildlife populations all over the planet. Discuss actions that you can take to achieve sustainable and equitable development throughout the world.
Presenters include:
Peter Purdy, President, U.S. Committee for UNFPA
Dr. David Horn, Professor of Entomology, Ohio State
Jan Rodenfels, President, Columbus Audubon Society
Corry Westbrook, National Audubon Society
The speakers will be followed by a question and answer session.
This event is free and open to the public and free copies of the report will be available.
For more information, contact Dave Horn, 262-0312, or horn.1@osu.edu.
Occasionally, funding agencies announce an opportunity that is limited in the number of applications that can be submitted from an individual institution. These are designated as "limited submission" programs. If there are more candidates from Ohio State than the sponsor allows, an internal competition is held to choose the Ohio State candidate(s).
One such program is the Computer Science, Engineering, and Mathematics Scholarships (CSEMS) - NSF-02-006 http://fundingopps.cos.com/cgi-bin/getRec?id=43173 from NSF.
Applications for this program are due to NSF by February 13, 2002. In order to determine if an internal competition needs to be held for these programs, potential candidates should notify the Office of Funding and Research Development by December 13, 2001.
The notice of intent should include the following information:
Name of PI
Title of Proposal
The notice of intent can be emailed to starr.1@osu.edu.
Questions about this program or other research needs can be directed to Sarah Starr at 688-5546 or starr.1@osu.edu.
The ASM/AAAS Mass Media Science and Engineering Fellows Program is designed to strengthen the relationship between science and technology and the media. It provides young scientists and engineers with a unique opportunity to participate directly in the process by which events become news. It improves the Fellows' skills in communicating complex technical subjects to non-specialists and facilitates more accurate coverage of science and technology in the news.
For a 10-week period in the summer, the AAAS/ASM Mass Media Science and Engineering Fellows Program will place advanced students in the natural, engineering and social sciences at radio stations, television stations, newspapers and magazines throughout the country. Past host media sites have included Business Week, Newsweek, Time, U.S. News and World Report, CNN and National Geographic Television. Fellows receive travel expenses plus a stipend. This program is for students pursuing degrees in the natural, engineering and social sciences. Students majoring in English, journalism, science journalism, or other non-technical fields are not eligible for these fellowships.
Application deadline is January 15, 2002
Applications can be found on the ASM website at http://www.asmusa.org/pcsrc/medfel.htm
For further information contact:
Kelly Augustine
Media Relations Coordinator
ASM Office of Communications
Kaugustine@asmusa.org
The Graduate School Fellowship Office, 250 University Hall, has received notification for the 2002-2003 academic year fellowships described below. These are very prestigious awards for which we encourage all eligible students: seniors, first year graduate students (including minorities and women), and minority students entering the dissertation year to apply. Please note the application deadline date for each fellowship is listed in the parenthesis. Requirement of the GRE test scores for fellowship consideration may involve earlier deadline dates for some individuals. I have more information about these fellowships in a PDF file. Please e-mail me at enviro@osu.edu if you would this file forwarded to you.
National Science Foundation Graduate Research Fellowship: Stipend of $20,500
(Deadline: 11/7/01)
Ford Predoctoral Fellowship for Minorities: Stipend of $16,000 (Deadline: 11/19/01)
Ford Dissertation Fellowship for Minorities: Stipend of $24,000 (Deadline: 12/3/01)
Howard Hughes Predoctoral Fellowship in Biological Sciences: Stipend of $21,000
(Deadline: 11/13/01)
Jacob K. Javits Fellowship: Maximum stipend of $18,000 (based on financial need)
(Deadline: 11/30/01)
Program Information: The FSIS Food Safety Fellows Program supports a Fellow to work in the area of biotechnology for the Office of Policy, Program Development, and Evaluation. The Fellow will identify and investigate new and emerging issues and developments in areas of biotechnology (e.g. cloned animals, xeno transplants, and "no-takes" from genetic experiments) that potentially impact meat, poultry, and egg products intended for human consumption. The Fellow will have the opportunity to become acquainted with other offices in FSIS, as well as counterparts in other government agencies.
Eligibility: Ph.D. or other doctoral degree within the last 3 years in biological sciences, biotechnology, molecular biology, biomedical engineering, or other allied sciences such as animal physiology, genetics, zoology and microbiology. Specialized knowledge or education in the field of biotechnology is highly desirable. Graduates of foreign universities must include proof of foreign education equivalency approval from an accredited U.S. College or university. Some employment restrictions apply for non-U.S. citizens. Non-citizens must provide visas/employment status documentation. Fellows receive an initial 2-year appointment that may be extended for 2 additional years.
How to apply: Applications are now being accepted. If selected, the Fellow will receive a recruitment bonus and paid moving expenses. To apply, submit:
Curriculum Vitae, including bibliography
Statement of research interests and career goals.
3 Letters of Recommendation
Transcript of coursework leading to degree.
Country of citizenship
Veteran's preference, if applicable (DD-214)
Send application to:
USDA/FSIS/HRD/CASS
Food Safety Fellows Program
14th and Independence Ave S.W.
Room 3141- South
Washington DC 20250
Inquiries: David Zeitz, DVM, Staff Officer, Fellows Program (202) 720-4929.
For more information, visit our website at: http://www.fsis.usda.gov.
Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So one year Stumpy says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go this time I may nevah go." Martha replies, "Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs ... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So the pilot overhears then and says, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won't charge you. But just ONE WORD and it's ten dollars."
They agree and up they go... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word... so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."
And Stumpy replies "Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out ... but ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
(a): A ship, the HMS Blazer. The captain ordered blue jackets for all crew members and the idea caught on.